Skydiving with Rummy: A Fever Dream in Prose “Of course you can do it,” spat the Defence Secretary, “Precision guidance — your crash helmet is equipped with a radio headset, you’ll be directed right down to the target by our spotters. You’ll have the world’s finest technology and expertise along with you. All you have […]

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Big Honkin’ Greasy Reefers Prime Minister Jean Chretien backs the bill, which is expected to make possession of small amounts of marijuana a mere ticketing offence that would not carry the stigma of a criminal record, said a senior government source. … No decision has been made on what amount of marijuana in a person’s […]

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Do I have RSS? Update: It sure looks like it… Update #2: But damn, ain’t it clunky. Will try to do better.

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We don’t need peace… Oh! You cute commando you cuddly lil’ guy Shock and awe warm my heart when your armoured unit passes by Could an Arab make, or even understand, a keepsake so delightful? One so collectible? The essential goodness of our culture is included with this spunky soldier of the Super-Duper-Special Forces. Batteries […]

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Dick Cheney is… Dick Cheney is a conservative without compassion Dick Cheney is merely Vice President Dick Cheney is not dead yet Dick Cheney is healthy Dick Cheney is very hard Dick Cheney is tough enough Dick Cheney is a liar Dick Cheney is evil Dick Cheney is a Jesse Helms Republican who has voted […]

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