Dick Cheney is…
Dick Cheney is a conservative without compassion
Dick Cheney is merely Vice President
Dick Cheney is not dead yet
Dick Cheney is healthy
Dick Cheney is very hard
Dick Cheney is tough enough
Dick Cheney is a liar
Dick Cheney is evil
Dick Cheney is a Jesse Helms Republican who has voted repeatedly against working families
Dick Cheney is at it again
Dick Cheney is person??
Dick Cheney is a Segway man?” asked Russert after showing a clip of the veep on the scooter
Dick Cheney is one of the very best in America that’s why the Democratic liberals are trying to ruin him
Dick Cheney is a proud father of two adult daughters
Dick Cheney is relying on our cultural amnesia to wipe away his record on South Africa
Dick Cheney is married to his high school sweetheart
Dick Cheney is a chronic abuser of women
Dick Cheney is still mostly being kept in secret locations
Dick Cheney is eyeing Rosalyn Robinson as though she had just asked him to dance the hokey pokey
Dick Cheney is the perfect angel of mercy to prelude the harbinger of doom
Dick Cheney is lying
Dick Cheney is a dinosaur living in the age of mammals
Dick Cheney is in reality one of the most conservative political figures of the modern era of American politics
Dick Cheney is at the center of the corruption of the political process
Dick Cheney is one of them
Dick Cheney is a crook
Dick Cheney is right in the middle of it
Dick Cheney is clearly the second biggest threat
Lynne Cheney is…
Lynne Cheney is a woman
Lynne Cheney is even worse
Lynne Cheney is scary
Lynne Cheney is no feminist
Lynne Cheney is beginning to make us appreciate Tipper
Lynne Cheney is panting over Eminem again
Lynne Cheney is hardly the only conservative to parlay cultural politics into children’s merchandise
Lynne Cheney is by far the more problematic of the two Cheneys
Lynne Cheney is writing schoolthink
Lynne Cheney is not a “go along” kind of woman
Lynne Cheney is back in town
Lynne Cheney is an outspoken crusader in the culture wars
Lynne Cheney is attacking educators who include more multiculturalism in their lessons following the September 11 attacks
Lynne Cheney is about as conservative as they come
Lynne Cheney is willing to pretend to make babies with her husband
Lynne Cheney is a patriot list to me
Lynne Cheney is spinning in her grave
Lynne Cheney is an entertaining history of America
Lynn Cheney is a member of the board of Lockheed Martin
Lynn Cheney is obviously an evil person who will be executed as soon as I am made queen
Lynn Cheney is cataloguing academics who have a view that is critical of American foreign policy
Lynn Cheney is on the American Express board
Lynn Cheney is Mary Tyler Moore
Lynn Cheney is going about trying to whip up a new McCarthyism
I’m no Neal Pollack, so I turned to the human hive mind via Googlism to assemble an emergent online culture contribution for Make Fun of the Cheneys Day. It’s not inventive, but I think it’s important to state what Dick is to all of us.
I hope everybody enjoys the 24 hour non-stop celebration of Smilin’ Dick and his scholarly wife. I know I will.